09 Dec 08 9 Scary Santas

Every year, children all over the world go to bed on Christmas Eve dreaming of presents in the morning.  If they were getting a visit from one of these guys, there is no way they’d be getting any sleep.

Angry Claus

Left in the corner of the toyshop when January comes around, this Santa exudes sinister aggression.  With a sideways glance, you get the impression that he could flip out at any moment.

Sharpened Claus

Look out behind you mom…

Smokin’ Claus

Here’s the Santa who put the evil in evil weed!

Sinister Claus

Santa: “Want to sit on my knee little boy?”

Child: “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah”

Vagrant Claus

A classic example of leaving the decorations up too long.  This Santa looks like he’d swap your presents for booze…

Santa Sprawls

… and this Santa looks like he already did

Santa Scares

There is just something very wrong about this one.  I wouldn’t like it on my tree!

Santa-bal Lecter

Sleep well children.

Evil Santa

The look in his eyes, the smile, the terrible thoughts that his kindly face hides.

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